Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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