Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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