It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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