come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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