he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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