Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
ok first of all what the fuck
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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