He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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