Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
a search helicopter?!
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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