she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to make out with him forever
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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