Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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