Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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