You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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