The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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