your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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