I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The power of my boobs compel you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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