ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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