So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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