We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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