fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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