What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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