Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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