I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
