As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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