so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need to stop coming to work sober
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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