Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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