My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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