I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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