Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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