He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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