Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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