You can't motorboat a personality
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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