I'm drive I can fine osifer
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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