Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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