Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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