You're completely useless in the revolution.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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