apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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