All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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