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he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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