I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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