I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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