I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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