North Korea, Best Korea!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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