the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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