Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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