As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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