Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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