Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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