Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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