and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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