How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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